Well its been a busy week.I've been doing work as always to promote the business and get business.

I have 2 shoots scheduled this week.One with a good friend this weekend for her possible inclusion in Suicide girls.The one i had set for today fell through.Big fucking shocker there.In this girls defense she isn't a model just an aquaintance that was interested in working with me.In fact all i said to her was im always looking for models and she gave me her number,named her day off,we said the time and to call her that day.2 phone calls and a text message later and no word from her.I mean for fuck sake it was her idea.Ive had it up to my fucking hair line with models.

Im going to tell all the models this right now.You want to be a model,fine be a model i dont begrudge you for it.I considered doing it but im too short.But you want to be a model,a real model.Then be fucking professional,learn to keep a schedule,and an appointment.Im not doing this for my fucking health.This is my passion yes,but also my job.I make time for you to be here.Time that i could be doing infinitely more important things then waiting with my thumb up my ass and making phone calls for your god dam majestic arrival that im supposed to be in awe of or something.I Take the time to set up all my equipment.The lighting,the backdrops,ect.And for you not to show up is one thing.I understand things come up.But for u to not show up and not call is totally fucking unexceptionable.

Who do you models think you are.I didnt see 95% of you that are on model mayhem and other sites on the cover of maxim,i didn't see you on a run way in Milan.Who are you to assume you make plans with a photographer and show up if you feel like it.Or if you weren't too tired from a night of drinking.While ur sleeping off your hang over im standing there holding my dick waiting for you.Hey maybe it wasn't drinking or something silly maybe it was serious,but how do i know,you didn't call.And from past experience ill just assume your flaking on me.I was bad about appointment keeping before.Guess what,it almost cost me my best friends.So u know what i did i got my shit together and started keeping my appointments and if i cant or im running late i call,period.

Im sure their are legitimate reasons for not showing.Family issues,job what not.And that's fine just call and say so and we'll reschedule.Im a kind forgiving person,easy going and accommodating to models and all people for that matter.I will work with you for the best experience you can have and pictures we can get.

But i will not tolerate this diva shit ever again.I dont give a shit how pretty you are,how nice your body is or how in demand you are.You make plans with me you keep them or call.Because you know what models need photographers,we dont need you.I can continue to be a photographer shooting family portraits,senior portraits,self portraits,weddings,events,rocks,skys,animals,kids,news events,i can go on and on.With out us you better learn to use a camera and take your own pics.Were doing you a favor.You get to work with a talented person for free.And you have the gull to make our meetings that half of you ask me for,a low priority.

Well it all stops now.From now on if there is no phone call and explanation for your absence.That's it find another photographer to work with.Some jerk with half the talent and will put up with the shit.Not me,you do that too me and want to come back.Fine you pay a non refundable 50 bucks for my time.

If you show up as planed,ladies we will have the most fun,enjoyable shoot you've ever had.Im open to your ideas and considerate of your needs and feelings.But if your not going to respect me as an artist and business man i can't respect you as a model or business woman.If you do this shit you're not a model your a woman that happens to have had their picture taken a couple times.I think any models that are professional and serious about their career would agree with me.